buttholeos:

i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”

(via andimontes)

smashedindigo:

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

(Source: 2460-pun, via silentlyvolatile)

neropunk:

seoul-wasted:

senpai-dixie-kong:

its-a me twerkio

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choke

(via moerderisch)

setbabiesonfire:

270293:

my heart is in a small puddle on the floor as of now

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